"Come in and stay awhile."

    Catering, delivery, and private bookings available.
    Services expanded to the Tural regions!
    Please contact Zihji'a Nhikna, Zihji'to Nhikna, or Zihji'li Nhikna for details.
    Crystal, Balmung
    Mist ☁ Ward 16, Wing 2 ☁ Plot 44 ☁ Cellarage
    2nd & Last Thursdays ☁ 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. Eastern

    OOC Stuff


    progress pride heart

    LGBT+ friendly space.

    second and last thursday at eight eastern

    Open every 2nd Thursday with "pop-ups" if they occur on last Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET.

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    Comfortably seats 40-46 indoors in the cellarage, and 28 outdoors (18 out of the latter for seating, the rest primarily for lounging).

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    If you want to make sure you and yours have seating available, please RSVP ahead of time by messaging staff either in-game, or Discord servers advertised in up to 15 minutes before opening.

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    All gil amounts are IC and follow 100 gil = 1.00 USD; no OOC gil is required, but tips are appreciated. If tipped OOC, gil is split among player character staff present that night.

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    Music can be listened to at cytu.be/r/SleepyNomad or respective performer link given at your leisure when open.

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    If someone wants to bard play, or have an impromptu performance the night of if one isn't booked, please let the staff know before 9:15 PM ET so they can adjust the orchestrion and cytu.be accordingly.

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    Performances can start at 10 PM ET. In general, please keep performances within respective Terms of Service, and keep lyrics clean if a song has them.

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    To help ease in case of chat flow, please send a /tell to your server including designated symbol/call-sign. Please have /yell enabled for staff calls on occasion.

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    Bar is NPC'd by staff with proper conduct when away or offline.

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    No IC sabotage of any kind without asking OOC beforehand please. Either way, bouncers will attempt removing disruptions in a non-lethal manner first and foremost.

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    Don't bother rolling if attempting to fight staff when causing disruptions; it won't be acknowledged.

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    There's a weapon check with P'khav or another greeter on shift at the door. Be sure to keep your ticket after trade-in to get it back!

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    Cihto, Zihji'li's Topaz Carbuncle, is guarding the hallway by the bakery during Nomad hours. Don't try to go past them. Really, don't.

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    As of 5.1, you can find the official Fellowship headed by Zihji'a Nhikna on Balmung under Roleplaying, Player Events, and Making Friends.

    Interested in becoming part of staff, or performing to contribute to the laid-back vibe? Feel free to contact Zihji'a Nhikna, Zihji'to Nhikna, or Zihji'li Nhikna, or pitch a message to the Contact Form with [QUERY] Staff? or [QUERY] Performances? respectively as the subject line. For performances, please contact a week prior to the opening you'd like to be booked at the latest.Any relations to people real or fictional is entirely coincidental, and The Sleepy Nomad does not condone any partaking of illegal activities or substances in real life. Drink responsibly.

    Staff


    Meet the staff! Here to serve, and make you feel at home.

    From left to right:
    Zihji'a Nhikna (Proprietor, Head Cook)
    Zihji'to Nhikna (Cook, Server ♠), Zihji'li Nhikna (Server ♦, Greeter),
    Alaria Moone (Server ♥), Alice Rosewood (Server ☆),
    Aeric Remora (Server ♪, Greeter), Aryn Rehw-zoszo (Server ♧),
    P'xasa Tia (Cook, Bouncer [NPC]), P'khav Tia (Greeter, Bouncer [NPC])

    Contact


    Want to join staff, or book a performance to contribute to the laid-back vibe?
    Use the form below to get started!

    Thank You!


    Thanks for your submission!
    Looking forward to working with you.

    Specials


    Samplers and Party Platters


    Drinks


    Specialty Carousel
    Solo—230 gil; Couples—368 gil; Light—644 gil;
    Full—1380 gil; Alliance—3036 gil

    Not sure what specialty drink you may find as a favorite? Have a sampling of every one available under the Drink menu.

    Appetizers


    Firecracker Miq'abobs Sampler
    Solo—600 gil; Couples—960 gil; Light—1680 gil;
    Full—3120 gil; Alliance—7920 gil

    Unsure which to pick? Choose a sampler with everything! Enjoy two skewers each of every offered selection, always thaumaturgically flame roasted to perfection. Your choice of complementary sauce and spiciness!*Spice Level
    Mild (Shroud pepper), Moderate (Crimson pepper), Spicy (Dragon pepper), Hellskissed (Blood Pepper), Doomsent (Blackfire Pepper)
    Sauces
    Prickly Pineapple and Mango
    Vegetable Medley
    Lime and La Noscean Orange
    Sweet Ginger
    Wrangler's Herb Butter
    Honey Butter NEW!

    Firecracker Wings/Drumettes Sampler—
    Solo—600 gil; Couples—960 gil; Light—1680 gil;
    Full—3120 gil; Alliance—7920 gil

    Unsure which to pick? Choose a sampler with everything! Enjoy three each of every offered selection, either tossed in a complementary sauce*, or plain! Choice of wings, drumettes, or a mix of both.Spice Level
    Mild (Shroud pepper), Moderate (Crimson pepper), Spicy (Dragon pepper), Hellskissed (Blood Pepper), Doomsent (Blackfire Pepper)
    Sauces
    Prickly Pineapple and Mango
    Vegetable Medley
    Lime and La Noscean Orange
    Sweet Ginger
    Wrangler's Herb Butter
    Honey Butter NEW!

    Entrées


    Pizza Party Sampler
    Solo—570 gil; Couples—969 gil; Light—1824 gil;
    Full—3192 gil; Alliance—8892 gil

    Can't decide? Pick 'em all! Enjoy a sampler selection of pizza knots and buns to your heart's content! Choice of either knot, bun, or halfsies; crusts, and dipping sauces.
    Custom not available for the sampler.
    Crust
    Regular—Sweet cream butter and parsley
    Savoury—Solstice garlic, rosemary, butter, and parsley
    Spicy—Crimson pepper flakes, dill, and sweet cream butter***
    Dipping Sauce
    Spicy Tomato Relish
    Solstice Garlic and Butter
    Roasted Dzemael and Ruby Tomato w/ Solstice Garlic
    Lime and Sweet Cream Butter
    Slow-Roasted Garlean Garlic, Creamy White Wine Sauce

    * If choosing "Spicy," "Hellskissed," or "Doomsent," have a selection of lassi, a Miner Motes, 'shake, or smoothie, of your choice, on the house.
    "Hellskissed" and "Doomsent" sauces are incredibly spicy. We mean it. Be absolutely certain you want to order it, and be ready to sign a liability waiver!


    Pop-Up


    Duration: Last Thursdays of the Moon



      Pride and Joy


      Duration: ∞

      Premiering for the Pride and Joy Pop-Up, enjoy this spectrum of specials all turn round, no Pop-Up necessary!

      Drinks


      Paradise Dreams—
      Solo—1250 gil (19-onzes); Couples—2500 gil (30-onzes); Light—5000 gil (44-onzes)

      Spiced, banana, coconut, and overproofed rums, La Noscean orange juice, grenadine, rolanberry vodka, blue curacao, and sun lemon and lime soda offer the opportunity to sip a sampling of an ocean of fun, perfect after sunset. Garnished with sliced blood oranges and a cherry, it's served in a fishbowl fit to order, and swimming with agar gummy wavekin including jellyfish, sharks, and ... merfolk?
      As always, drink responsibly!
      Don't want or can't have alcohol? Enjoy the mocktail version, Lucid Paradise, on request!
      Comes with durable, reusable twisty straws and carry cases! (Available separately for 150 gil)

      Prism Soda—300 gil per 13-oz glass

      Homemade cream soda with your choice of fruit syrup, filled with sparkling water, kept cold with rainbow aloe jelly moons and stars instead of ice, and topped with a generous helping of vanilla bean whipped cream and a black cherry.
      Comes with a durable, reusable twisty straw and carry case! (Available separately for 150 gil)

      Syrup Flavours

      • Red (Rolanberry)

      • Orange (Loquat)

      • Yellow (Prickly Pineapple)

      • Green (Melon)

      • Blue (Morpho Pea Flower)

      • Indigo (Lowland Grape)

      • White (Faerie Apple)

      • Pink (Pink Lemonade)

      • Light Blue (Sweet Sea Salt and Magma Beet)

      • Black (Black Cherry)

      • Brown (Root Beer)

      • Clear (Mystery! Roll a /random 13 once; the flavor is what you land on out of the regular listed flavors plus a couple surprises.)

      Mystery Flavour Results

      1. Lowland Grape

      2. Black Cherry

      3. Melon

      4. Sweet Sea Salt and Magma Beet

      5. Morpho Pea Flower

      6. Loquat

      7. Faerie Apple

      8. Rolanberry

      9. Root Beer

      10. Pink Lemonade

      11. Prickly Pineapple

      12. Fruit Punch

      13. Piña Colada

      Appetizers

      Megalocrab Puffs and Sauce Sampler—500 gil per 10 NEW!

      Megalocrab lump meat, Garlean cream cheese, and herbs make up these golden brown fried phyllo dough pockets. Careful: might be addictive!Try these stuffed and crunchy parcels alongside four different sauces: Thavnairian chili, creamy prickly pineapple and lime, apricot dijon, and our new Wrangler's herb butter sauce.
      Note: Sweet and sour sauce can replace Thavnairian chili in case of spice concerns.

      Garden Rolls—250 gil per 3

      Grated beet, sliced red and yellow peppers, chopped mint, shredded Coerthan carrot, and diced loquat wrapped in rice paper to showcase the fresh, crunchy goodness inside.
      Served alongside either peanut sauce, or our specialty "Levinkissed" sauce, a citric, fruity sauce blend of pearl roselle, faerie apple, mint, beet sugar, and a hint of tonic water.

      Bijou Salad—140 gil

      Red lentil rotini's the highlight of this refreshing pasta salad that's as dazzling to look at as it is to enjoy. Tossed with broccoli florets, chopped red bell peppers and onions; and diced celery, it's complemented by a creamy tahini dressing including honey, mirror apple mayo, tamari, ground Steppe onion, and cracked black pepper.

      Entrées


      Angel's Joy—1375 gil

      Pick from a selection of angel hair pasta spun for your plate, tossed in a simple dressing of olive oil and solstice garlic to highlight each option's vibrancy, colours guaranteed to not bleed.Choice of wheat, rice, or cauliflower based pasta; and a roasted protein of either chicken, blueclaw shrimp, bluebell salmon, buffalo sirloin, or tofu marinated in house select herbs and spices.

      Pasta

      • Red (Roasted Ruby Tomato and Dravanian Paprika)

      • Orange (Ogre Pumpkin)

      • Yellow (Apkallu Egg and Magma Beet)

      • Green (Young Cieldalaes Spinach)

      • Blue (Morpho Pea Flower)

      • Indigo (Red Cabbage and Beet)

      • White (Tofu and Chanterelle Mushroom)

      • Pink (Magma Beet Root)

      • Light Blue (Purple Cabbage (?!))

      • Black (Squid Ink)

      • Brown (Buckwheat)

      Smashed Karakul Burger and Roasted Hash—1270 gil NEW!

      Minced karakul seasoned with our in-house, complementary spice blend kept a family secret, mint, and coriander is served up as a pair of patties smashed with finely sliced Steppe onions placed on a plush, toasted "everything" bun, and topped with dill yogurt sauce, iceberg lettuce, and sliced Piennolo tomato.Served alongside a mini casserole dish of hearty, garlic and rosemary roasted veggies featuring broccoflower, carrots of happiness, ramhorn zucchini, brown mushrooms, regular and sweet popotoes, cyclops onion; and crispy, smoked extra-firm tofu.

      Celebrant's Pride—1200 gil

      A generous, comforting rainbow personal pie for the soul. Chili and solstice garlic oven-roasted orange sweet popoto spread serves as a base for layers of fire roasted red pepper slices, mozzarella, grilled ramhorn zucchini, and Cieldalaes spinach ricotta, and baked to a golden brown.Great to have by itself, or with an additional choice of flame-broiled, sliced protein of either chicken, antelope, canard, dzo tenderloin, buffalo sirloin, or tofu marinated in house select herbs and spices.

      Desserts


      Prism Pastelitos—275g per 2 NEW!

      These humble, golden baked triangular pastelitos hide flaky rainbow layers packed just so with cream cheese and guava filling.
      Note: Honeydew honey wash used instead of egg wash.

      Rainbow Rolls—230g per;
      1150g per 6, 2300g per 12 NEW!

      Careful construction before the baking process ensures each vibrant color of these big, fluffy cinnamon rolls are properly represented. Topped as you fancy with either chocolate, carob, or cream cheese glaze, and rainbow nonpareils; or plain!Eggless and allspice blend varieties available.

      Faerie Truffles—110 gil per 5

      Rainbow peach and coconut milk cheesecake truffles molded into bite-sized pieces, chilled, covered in a half and half shell of white and ruby chocolate, and topped with glittering ticker sprinkles.

      Prism Cookies—30 gil per

      Crunchy rolled sugar cookie surrounding plush as a cloud filling for a de-light-ful treat!
      Choice of cookie color and cream filling.

      Cookie

      • Red

      • Orange

      • Yellow

      • Green

      • Blue

      • Indigo

      • White

      • Pink

      • Light Blue

      • Black

      • Brown

      • Pride Medley

      Filling

      • Red (Snurbleberry)

      • Orange (La Noscean Orange)

      • Yellow (Honey Lemon)

      • Green (Galago Mint)

      • Blue (Blueberry)

      • Indigo (Old World Fig)

      • White (Coconut)

      • Pink (Rolanberry)

      • Light Blue (Sweet Sea Salt)

      • Black (Roasted Black Sesame)

      • Brown (Cream Soda)

      • Rainbow Swirl (Nameday Cake [Ishgardian vanilla, cherry, and almond])